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Stable door locked

In the usual way, the authorities, having sunk into a state of relaxed business as usual, have now overreacted to the recent car bomb attempts in London and Glasgow with blanket security clamp downs at airports, and are installing concrete tank defences outside major buildings, including Wimbledon, just in case Islamist Jihadis have it in for tennis tournaments, having been inflamed by all those 'slags' in shorts. So the country gets a little bit more like the Somme, and the amateur wannabe Jihadis who clearly couldn't organise a successful kids party, have got much more of a reaction than they deserved. Let's face it, they're inadequate wankers, and if this is Al Qaida, then we have little to fear as they couldn't even make a gas cylinder bomb, instructions for which are, apparently, available on the net.

Rather than this gross overreaction to what was actually no threat to anyone but themselves, we should be treating them to the famous British sense of humour, they should be the butt of jokes both in the media and in the pub [the latter is more likely, the media are a bunch of tossers too, and always get overexcited over such events]. If the overall reaction from the nation was 'Hah, call yourselves terrorists? Most eight year olds terrify us more than you do', we could really make them squirm, above all they can't stand being laughed at, because they take themselves so seriously.

Dousing yourself with petrol may seem a bit extreme to those going off on holiday to burn themselves in a different way, but if that's what they want, maybe we should accommodate them with a Jihadi room at the airports, where they could, safely surrounded by flame retardant materials, self immolate to their hearts content with en-suite petrol tap, we could even turn it into a game show and have bets on them succeeding. Any Islamists wanting to commit suicide should be encouraged, just as long as they don't hurt anyone else along the way, sort of Buddhist really, although the Vietnamese monks didn't appear to affect US policy, so it won't actually achieve anything other than ridding the world of yet another half witted religionista, and we could do with less of those. Watch out for cars loaded with Swan matches, especially if smoking – don't you know there's a smoking ban?

The state, with the connivance of the media, are seizing the opportunity to inflict yet more draconian 'security' measures on us under the guise of protecting us from incompetents. No one was killed, and one Jihadi got burnt, yet they are reacting as if it's 7/7 all over again. The emphasis now being on cars ramming into entrances, as that is the most recent event to concentrate limited intelligence on. Pity they don't treat climate change as seriously as this, then we might actually start to get something done. But signs are that few even understand what's going on, and extreme weather events are still treated as rarer than an Islamist attack, despite the fact that they occur weekly these days and are increasingly violent and disruptive. As most people think food grows in supermarkets, no one is saying much about the destruction of UK crops this latest bout of weather has caused, other to say food prices will rise. The trouble with the rich is that they feel so comfortable they can't imagine anything disrupting their cosy lives.

Contributed by Foolonthehill on February 29, 2008, at 2:56 PM UTC.

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