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Lowering sperm count - call me

Mobile phones have been found to lower sperm count , is this yet one more vindication of the Darwinian survival of the fittest?

Those who don't find the need to chat to someone else constantly wherever they are and whatever they are doing are at a distinct advantage. While the total failure of some people to take in the warnings about the danger of holding a microwave transmitter to the side of the brain for extended periods is evidence, if any were needed, that they are ultimately unviable because they lack even the most rudimentary self-preservation instincts. It's the equivalent of standing around dreaming after someone shouts tiger.

The first group to feel the effects have been travelling salesmen, a nasty breed who drive too fast in overpowered penis substitutes causing accidents and ill will wherever they go, and persauding people to buy things they don't want. The second group are idle teens who cause too many unwanted pregnancies anyway.

It will have ethnographic effects also, none of those who have yet to make a phone call let alone one with a mobile phone will be affected. It doesn't affect dogs. The jury's still out on brain tumours, already one travelling salesman has succumbed, but this is not statistically significant, yet. Laboratory exeriments have shown cause for concern, which seems obvious when you think of it and hardly necessary to subject animals to invasive experiments to show. Overall, it could mean that the rise and rise of homo sapiens will be slowed, no bad thing for the planet and its other tenants. It might even weed out a larger percentage of the stupids, which will be good for everyone.


External Links

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2004/jun/28/sciencenews.health

Contributed by Foolonthehill on February 29, 2008, at 3:13 PM UTC.

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