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Harry the Prat

Harry the Prat, it can be revealed, has spent the last several months shooting guns off, getting his face dirty and generally behaving in a way his mother wouldn't like. No change there then. That he's been doing it in Afghanistan and impressing a load of grunts rather than at Sandringham impressing a bunch of Hooray Henrys with his protected raptor-killing skills was kept from the general public in case any of them was so incensed on behalf of Afghani raptors that they decided to do something about it; getting their Bradford mates to have a pop at him.

Now a foreign media outlet has revealed all [that's the trouble with foreigners, they don't have the deference towards the British Royal Parasites as the British media do] and the UK media are having a field day with all the footage they've been allowed to shoot but had to sit on for months.

We see Harry playing the tough Army officer loved by 'his men', we have Harry firing a machine gun - every boys dream - we have him sharing some grub with ordinary soldiers [now how democratic and new age is that?], and revelling in being dirty and not having to wash daily. Every newspaper has it on their front page, the tabloids with the expected idiot headlines - Harry takes on the Taliban being my favourite - only the Taliban weren't allowed to know he'd taken them on. I wonder if there would have been panic among these battle hardened Islamist psychos if only they'd known the killer prince was gunning for them. The war could have been over much more quickly if they had been told. Pictures of him with his tough look could have been printed and stuck up to bring fear and despondency to the insurgents. He's coming fo You in Arabic would surely have done the trick?

Harry remarked on camera that it was probably the most normal thing he'll ever do, which just shows how detached from anything normal this spoiled, irritating oik is. Not his fault, I hear you say. Well he has the choice, just like any one of us, to walk away from his upbringing and privilege, but seems he likes the idea of being part of the most wealthy, privileged family with all that means, so we won't be seeing any rebellion just yet.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, Sea Shepherd are still chasing the Japanese whaling fleet, which can't seem to get away from them; possible because they stuck a tracking device to one of the whalers' ships and can follow them wherever they go. As the ice thickens and the weather worsens, the end of the whaling season draws near. Over the next few weeks they intend to continue to stop the whalers from killing any more whales, and after they return from the whaling campaign, they will be off defending baby seals in Canada, as the Canadian's still haven't decided that clubbing new-born babies over the head with a stick with a hook on the end which goes into their skull, in front of their mothers, is a sick, deviant thing to do.

If Harry wants to know what makes a real hero, he should study Sea Shepherd and the truly heroic actions on behalf of endangered species they routinely participate in - this year with the threat from an armed Japanese protection vessel. That, Harry, is heroism, not firing away on a machine gun from behind a wall at people you can't see and have no idea whether they are fighters or children, and when they turn out to be fighters calling in air strikes to kill them for you and make your little life safe again.

External Links

http://www.seashepherd.org/migaloo/campaign_updates.html | http://www.seashepherd.org/migaloo/index.html | http://www.seashepherd.org/migaloo/photos.html | http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,769711,00.html | http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/ | http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/?news=people |

Contributed by Foolonthehill on February 29, 2008, at 6:54 AM UTC.

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